THE PELICAN BRIEF
FEB. 2012
Serving the Community of Pelican Pointe
Board of Directors
Harold Davison, President
Marcia Helfant, Vice-President
8300 Fairmount Dr., #J-101
Denver, CO 80247
Frank Parker, Treasurer
Glen Olmstead, Newsletter Editor
Bud Lehman, Secretary
(303) 394-0942 and (303) 668-2747
Our first social event for 2012 is the annual Chili Dinner on Sunday, February 26,
from 5:00 to 7:00 p.m. at The Lighthouse. Look for an evite
Book Club.
6:30 p.m. , at the home of Mary Mulholland, EE101. To be discussed: Crooked Letter,
Our Pelican Pointe Book Club will meet on on Friday, February 10, 2012 , at
Crooked Letter, by Tom Franklin. A girl’s disappearance in rural Mississippi forces two
boyhood pals, one black and one white, to confront the turbulent past they had long
buried. All who enjoy reading are welcome. RSVP to Mary at (303) 973-9018.
Lunch Bunch.
at Andre’s Restaurant and Confiserie Suisse
Join this interesting group of Pelican Pointe men and women for lunch
at 370 S. Garfield Street.
The date:
Wednesday, February 8, 2012, at 11:30 a.m.. Treat yourself to a good meal and
sparkling conversation. RSVP to Susan Million at (303) 316-7190.
2012 Social Events at Pelican Pointe:
calendar; a Day-Timer; an electronic calendar; a calendar in the digital “cloud”; or a
It doesn’t matter whether you use a Playboy
laundry marking pen on your forearm. Our Social Committee will be sponsoring four
events of fun, food, and fellowship this year. Keep track of them. Plan to attend:
Chili dinner, on a Sunday in February, at The Lighthouse.
Happy Hour, TGIF, on Friday, June 8.
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Annual picnic at The Lighthouse on Sunday, September 9.
Annual Homeowners Meeting in November (tentatively on Thursday, November 15).
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You’ll receive more details as these events approach.
SUSMAN UNLEASHED
by Steve Susman
More than navel lint. Your clothes dryer can be a major property and personal injury
hazard. According to the U.S. Fire Administration (a division of the U.S. Department of
Homeland Security), clothes dryers were involved in an estimated 15,600 U.S. structure
fires, 15 deaths, 400 injuries, and $100 million in direct property damage, annually,
during a recent two-year measuring period.
lack of maintenance (lint build-up in the exhaust system).
The leading cause of clothes dryer fires was
Improper use. Oil-soaked clothing, tennis or athletic shoes (sneakers) and foam-
backing on throw rugs introduce potential for fire if the appliance
heads can be ignited from the cleaning chemical residue.
is overheating. Mop
Ventilation and ducting. As the dryer heats, water in the load evaporates. What is
left is the familiar lint created from the clothing material. Venting of dryer air and lint is
sent out to the atmosphere by ducts. Wire-imbedded foil-type flex ducts and wired-
bound vinyl ducting may lead to dryer failures.
Lack of maintenance. Appliances left to collect lint and dust may become less
efficient with reduced airflow, leading to high operating temperatures, possible
overheating, and ignition --causing lint or other materials in the dryer to ignite.
Signals. Are your clothes still damp or hotter than usual after the cycle is
finished? Are your clothes taking longer than usual to dry?
Best practice solutions. Clean the lint trap after every load. Check the exhaust
pipe for lint-build-up. You probably won’t be interested in disconnecting the ducting
from the dryer and re-connecting it. Consider having that done for you by a competent
commercial firm. I am investigating a possible arrangement with one of our trusted
subcontractors whereby he would perform that vent-cleaning for you at a “group rate.”
Stay tuned.
Put on that funny-looking apron that you received as a gift on Father’s/Mother’s Day;
get out your meat thermometer; check your propane level --
and create a dramatic
Outdoor barbecuing is quintessentially American. It is also the cause of
conflagration!
disastrous explosions and fires. Common sense can prevent most of these disasters. Here
are some additional tips:
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Occasionally, check the tubes running from the propane tank to the burners for
blockage from food grease, insects (gross!). Use a pipe cleaner or wire to clear
blockages.
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can’t move the hoses, your appliance should have a heat shield.
Move gas hoses as far as possible from hot surfaces and dripping hot grease. If you
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not be feasible on our patios, but at least provide some distance.
Keep the grill a least ten feet away from any wall. This is standard advice, and may
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attempts, wait about 5 minutes to allow gas to dissipate.
When lighting the grill, keep the top open. If the grill does not light in the first several
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under or near the grill. Never store a full container indoors.
When storing the gas containers, keep them upright. Never store a spare gas tank
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While transporting a gas container, keep it upright. Never keep it in a hot car or trunk.
You’re inviting the burglars into your home. Well, not quite. But how
adopt the following habits?:
difficult is it to
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After dark, never leave your townhome without turning on an inside light or two. It is
recommended that you purchase one or two inexpensive timers, and connect each of them
to a lamp. If you have a second story, a lamp should be on in that upper story --
because
it’s harder to determine if someone is home when an unreachable window shows light.
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Consider installing a burglar alarm. Two types exist: One is connected by your phone
line to a central monitoring station. If the alarm is tripped, the phone is pre-empted, and
sends a signal to the station. The other type is passive, without a monitoring station.
However, both types emit a loud, disturbing noise when tripped. We’ve had experiences
in our complex in which we believe that the intruder was spooked by the unexpected
sound, and fled without fulfilling his mission. Every townhome in Pelican Pointe was
wired for an alarm in its original construction. Some alarm companies can utilize that
wiring (and keypad, if still in place) to activate a system for you, without having to begin
at square one.
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Owners of townhomes on our perimeters
generally receive approval from our Design
Review Committee and Board to install motion-activated light(s) on the outward side of
their home. That location will not disturb other Pelican Pointers if the light is aimed
correctly. Those devices do have some drawbacks, but are worth investigating. A recent
burglary of a perimeter townhome, combined with our prior statistics, indicates that such
units are more prone to be burglarized than units elsewhere in our complex.
Of course, there are several other strategies to employ, some of which are plain ol’
This isn’t an assisted-living facility, but our primary insurance carrier has reasonably
recommended that we install metal hand-railings on the descending side of all townhome
entrance sidewalks, if that sidewalk has three or more steps. Presently, we are accepting
proposals from reputable iron-railing fabricators. Each railing must be custom-made,
since the lateral measurement of each of the affected stairways is unique. We have
identified 19 such sites, including one at our western-most mail kiosk.
“Though I walk through the valley of the shadow
installing new LED light fixtures on every porch has generated (besides much light)
of [darkness]”
. . .Our program of
considerable praise from most of the recipients. About 75 of our 190 townhomes are
awaiting this installation. Our electricians will continue with this program, weather
permitting, in early February. As you recall, part of the installation requires the
electrician to enter your living room (for a maximum of about 13 minutes) in order to de-
activate your wall-switch controlling that fixture. We will continue with our plan to
schedule these living-room admittances with a view to maximum efficiency, as well to
your convenience. That is, we generally offer a series of two-hour windows-of-time on
several Saturday mornings, asking that you select one of them as your 1st
another for your alternate choice. In extraordinary
choice and
circumstances, we will try to be
sensitive to your plea for an appointment that is outside those parameters.
The primary rule of dating (and other socially-acceptable situations): You have only
one chance to make a good first impression. Our after-dark entrance at Pelican Pointe is
somewhat gloomy. This is not the fault of purchasing bulbs from technologically inept
Third World factories. Rather, we are advised that our wiring and fixtures, which focus
on our white tile walls, our name/address, and our flags, are almost obsolete. In any
event, they don’t satisfactorily do the job. The Board will soon consider proposals to
upgrade portions of these lighting systems, with a view to providing a bright, cheerful
ambiance after dark. By the way, such improvements should be implemented for safety,
as well as cosmetic, reasons.
Your piggy-bank may earn more interest on your funds than we can earn on federally-
insured bank accounts. The Federal Reserve announced that it intends to “keep” interest
rates very low --
attractive opportunities for borrowers, but it doesn’t do diddly-squat for our Pelican
essentially at their present level --
through 2014. This may present
Pointe reserve funds. In fact, rates offered on commercial savings plans are so low that
your Board, in its budgeting deliberations, doesn’t plan to receive any significant
sums from interest for the next two-three years or so. We invest our reserves
and money-market funds. The latter deposits earn interest for us at better rates than CDs
into CDs
currently, but we are limited in the amounts we can retain in such investments by FDIC
account-insurance limitations on interest-bearing accounts at any one institution. We do
spread our largesse among institutions other than our primary bank. We are reluctant to
enter into longer-term maturities because of residual uncertainties in the financial
markets, and for other business reasons. As you know, our reserve funds, by definition,
are aggregated solely for “capital expenses.” These are expenses for non-recurring items
not properly included in our operating budgets (such as painting; concrete replacement;
stair-railings; perimeter fence rehabilitation; asphalt road remediation.)
February trash pick-up:
February 1, 8, 15, 23, and 29.
Recycling pick-up:
February 1, 15, and 29.
Denver Large Item Pickup:
Not until March 14.
Pelican Pointe townhomes For Sale:
None (of which management is presently
aware).
Good Help is Hard to Find:
homeowners: All-Ways Flooring & Furniture Care. Attn: Brian. (720) 352-1269.
Carpet cleaning. Strongly recommended by two
Weird behavior:
--Help someone when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he
is in
trouble again.
--Money does not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than
on a bicycle.
--Forgive your enemies, but remember those scoundrels’ names.
--An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at
either.
--Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
--I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.
--We have enough “youth.” How about a fountain of “smart”?
--It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
February Board Meeting. This Meeting will be held at 7:00 p.m. at the Lighthouse
Clubhouse, on February 20. ALL RESIDENTS ARE WELCOME TO ATTEND.